The Vacuumator!

The vacuums rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate dirt and dog hair has raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the doghouse. It would be fought here, in our kitchen. Tonight. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE VACUUMATOR!'

Starring Jimmy Cardi-nnegger

 Coming soon to a broom closet near you ......

THE VACUUMATOR
Be afraid, be very afraid!